I AM A BAD AMERICAN

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

by: George CarlinMay 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

 

I Am Your Worst Nightmare.

 I am a BAD American.

 I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some

mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and

does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where                they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever

canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich.

I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or

arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches

or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!

So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you

came from and change your own country!

 

This is AMERICA.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse

Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of

the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running

from them..

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

..and, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license.

I think it's good..... and I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want

you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the

world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me

stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

..and what is going on with gas prices... again?

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We want our country back!

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May you find Strength in Your Higher Power,
Granpa Chuck
Keeper of the web files for http://nfpcar.org