I am 71, and I realized I still have so many unanswered questions!!!!

I am 71, and I realized I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I never found out 

• who let the Dogs Out...
• where's the beef...
• how to get to Sesame Street... 
• why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...
• Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same......
• why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...
• why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... 
• why "abbreviated" is such a long word... 
• why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... 
• why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, 
• why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... 
•  why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... 
• why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and 
• just what is Victoria's secret? ...and 
• do you really think I am this witty?? ... 

I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old class mate's mail man...Now it is your turn to take it from me...Peace!! May you find Strength in Your Higher Power,
Granpa Chuck
Keeper of the web files for http://nfpcar.org